A poem for the Internet Addict...

reduc500October 5, 2005

A poem for the Internet Addict...

I asked the Lord to tell me

Why my house is such a mess.

He asked if I'd been 'puting,

And I had to answer "yes."

He told me to get off my butt

And tidy up the house.

And so I started cleaning up...

The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.

That really did the trick...

I was just admiring my work...

I didn't mean to 'click.'

But click, I did, and oops I found

A real absorbing site

That I got SO way into...

I was into it all night. (Sigh)

Nothing's changed except my mouse

It's very, very shiny.

I guess my house will stay a mess...

While I sit here and surf the Internet

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I had seen that before but can't remember where.
That is cute.


    Bookmark   October 5, 2005 at 12:26PM
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