Kindergarteners - joke

katlanJune 18, 2013

A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby ...talk!

"You need to use 'Grown-Up' words," she was always reminding them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.

"I went to visit my Nana."

"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Grown-Up' words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done.

"I took a ride on a choo-choo." She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Grown-Up' words." She then asked little Alec what he had done.

"I read a book," he replied.

"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"

Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said, "Winnie the SH*T."

Hahaha

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susanjf_gw

oh boy...lol...

    Bookmark   June 18, 2013 at 3:20PM
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blfenton

That is seriously funny. Really funny.

    Bookmark   June 18, 2013 at 5:36PM
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glenda_al

Ohhhhhh, cute!

    Bookmark   June 18, 2013 at 6:10PM
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pudgeder

hahaha!!!

    Bookmark   June 19, 2013 at 4:01PM
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lindaohnowga

LOL

    Bookmark   June 19, 2013 at 4:36PM
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patti43

Too cute!

    Bookmark   June 19, 2013 at 4:58PM
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