RECIPE: Cookies

woodie2December 18, 2008

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

1 cup of water

1 tsp baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp salt

1 cup of brown sugar

4 large eggs

1 cup nuts

2 cups of dried fruit

1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl,

check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,

pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter

in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point

it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another

cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup

of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry

it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves

a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo.. Now shift the lemon juice nd strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can


Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall


Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the

Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

Merry Mistmas !

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And how many times have you made this recipe, Woodie until you got it just right? :)

    Bookmark   December 18, 2008 at 5:27PM
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Now that's my kinda baking! LOL

    Bookmark   December 18, 2008 at 5:30PM
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Woodie, I think I should come help make cookies at your house!


    Bookmark   December 18, 2008 at 7:58PM
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CA Kate

Tooo Funny!

    Bookmark   December 18, 2008 at 9:56PM
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Okay, cookie baking at my house! We would have fun, girls, I know we would :)

Ginger, I made it time and time again to keep getting it right until my mixing bowl got fluffy!

    Bookmark   December 18, 2008 at 10:26PM
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I loved this recipe! Just emailed it to a bunch of bakers. Thanks for the laughs, Woodie2 :) Ann

    Bookmark   December 18, 2008 at 11:56PM
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