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OklaMoniApril 21, 2013

This is really funny! :)

What I Want in a Man

Original List:

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises

  1. An imaginative, romantic lover

What I Want in a Man, Revised (Age 32)

1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers anniversaries

  1. Seeks romance at least once a week

What I Want in a Man, Revised (Age 52)

1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange
the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with
screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down

  1. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised (Age 62)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm
venting
5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off the
couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and
fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion

  1. Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised (Age 72)
1.. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for
upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth

  1. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised (Age 82)

1. Breathing
2. Doesn't completely miss the toilet.

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JoAnn_Fla

your right about that! I'd still like good looking at any age.

    Bookmark   April 21, 2013 at 2:16PM
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pam_25f

Very funny, and oh so true.

    Bookmark   April 21, 2013 at 2:32PM
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marilyn_c

Love it!!!

    Bookmark   April 21, 2013 at 3:18PM
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nicole__

lol Moni!

My age 32 list is still in place! ...and I'd make a few revisions to THAT LIST and up the standards!

#3 Debt free.
(Dave Ramsey style)

#6 can run 6 miles, hike 12 hours.

#9 I can buy anything we can afford as my anniversary gift.....:0)

    Bookmark   April 21, 2013 at 3:29PM
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marylmi

Funny!! :)

    Bookmark   April 21, 2013 at 3:46PM
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lindyluwho

ROFL!!!

    Bookmark   April 21, 2013 at 4:45PM
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petaloid

So funny it hurts!

    Bookmark   April 22, 2013 at 12:36AM
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jel48

Love it!

    Bookmark   April 22, 2013 at 6:08AM
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