You can't trust a Labrador Retriever

marlingardenerApril 14, 2010

A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars."

The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that."

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schoolhouse_gw

hee hee, good one.

    Bookmark   April 14, 2010 at 3:50PM
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cindyandmocha

lol... that joke stuck with me. I was sitting talking with hubby and dadinlaw and just broke into that joke for no reason at all except that it was funny and still on my mind.

They both belly laughed.

    Bookmark   April 20, 2010 at 12:45AM
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cindyandmocha

I've told that joke a 20 times in the last month. It still cracks me up.

    Bookmark   June 1, 2010 at 3:23AM
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jmzms

LOL. That's hysterical!

    Bookmark   June 1, 2010 at 3:28PM
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petaloid

OMG -- I must find someone to tell that joke to. Hilarious!

    Bookmark   June 1, 2010 at 10:33PM
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cindyandmocha

lol me too! I keep adding more and more and making it even more dramatic every time I tell it. It totally cracks me up!

    Bookmark   June 3, 2010 at 1:57AM
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