getting married... (no, not me, just a joke, LOL)

OklaMoniFebruary 6, 2013

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
'So I hear you're getting married?'
'Do I know her?'
'This woman, is she good looking?'
'Not really.'
'Is she a good cook?'
'Naw, she can't cook too well.'
'Does she have lots of money?'
'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
'Well, then, is she good in bed?'
'I don't know.'
'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'
'Because she can still drive!'

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Hi Moni,

Are you putting us on?


o j ... o.k.?

    Bookmark   February 6, 2013 at 5:16PM
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lol...that's what i can, but dh won't let me!

    Bookmark   February 6, 2013 at 5:48PM
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