Positive aspects of menopause
This is really just meant to be a cynical but fun thread, because I actually think that this middle-age menopausal stuff just sux. Anyway, there are a couple of positives that I see just the same:
1. You don't have to shave above the knees anymore because your body hair starts falling out.
2. You have a good excuse for being annoying and fussy.
3. You don't have to worry about wearing make-up as much because it really doesn't help. It just accentuates those facial lines. Saves lots of money at the make-up counter.
4. You don't have to worry about being in fashion with the latest hemlines, because God knows, you don't plan to ever let anyone see those saggy knees again. That also saves money.
Anyone else have any to add? I'll add more if they pop into my head.