Oh WOW! A free lunch at the topless bar
I don't know which is making DH more blissful, the thought of free cold cuts or the silicone bobbling...on girls young enough to be his daughters. A new topless place is having a grand opening and he is just so enthusiastic.
Meanwhile our morgage company has sent us a letter saying he forgot to pay the house insurance and now the terms of the mortgage are violated. I said. "Wha-a-a--at!! Called the insurance, who said hold on a minute, you are now uninsured and we will not re-enroll you until you retro fit the house, which means having the frame bolted to the foundation. So right now our only asset is completely unprotected from fire, quake or the Four Horsemen of the Apocalyptus (sorry, I can't spell Apoccaplyse or whatever.)
DH had better enjoy that ti**yflop show because those are the only ones he is going to see for a long time.