A womans life.

celeste_menoMarch 20, 2007

The other day I came to this conclusion:

A woman is born, we go through puberty and menstruate, then we have kids, then we have hysterectomy's, then we go through menopause, then we die.

P.S. Did you know the words "menstruate" and "menopause" are on the same page in my dictionary. Ironic.

Still crazy after all these years.

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A man's life: A man is born, he goes through puberty, he pro-creates, then he buys expensive toys, then he puts up with his wife's menopause, then he dies.

Still crazy too.
Mrs H

    Bookmark   March 21, 2007 at 8:29AM
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    Bookmark   March 21, 2007 at 9:11PM
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You ladies are GREAT!!!!!

    Bookmark   April 26, 2007 at 6:42PM
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I think a man's life is alot easier. Who agrees?

    Bookmark   May 24, 2007 at 11:40PM
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I heard there are three stages in woman's life: Maiden. Mother. Chrone. Men I'm not sure, maybe only two. Horney. Dead.

    Bookmark   May 28, 2007 at 2:36PM
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Horney, angry cuz there not, then dead!

    Bookmark   May 28, 2007 at 5:12PM
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    Bookmark   June 7, 2007 at 9:39PM
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