Kind of a spin off of "recipe follower"
My mom is not a cook! She wanted my recipe for Split Pea Soup. Hmmmm ... trying to think of what all I throw in the pot. So, the next night I made up a pot of soup. DH sat diligently with pad and pen writing down every single step and ingredient. That "recipe" was two pages long! I thought "I would take one look at that and run for the hills!" LOL It sure looked a lot more complicated than "throw some ham, peas, veggies, stock and seasoning in a pot and cook 'til done"