Lost at Home Depot

fairegoldApril 9, 2006


Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I

can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says,"Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like? The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big b**bs, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

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you bad.

my dad's gonna love this one.

    Bookmark   April 9, 2006 at 2:43PM
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DH loved it - inquired of the source - since I'm not usually a source of jokes. He continues to be amazed at the wealth of info forthcoming from the Kitchen Forum....

    Bookmark   April 9, 2006 at 8:40PM
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LOL! I rarely send jokes via email, but my dad is gonna love this one too :)

    Bookmark   April 9, 2006 at 9:22PM
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    Bookmark   April 11, 2006 at 10:01AM
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My Dear (Dad) 79 years old Father-in-law who passed away a month ago would have loved this one. He was always telling jokes! He was a hard worker (worked right up to 79 years old, and his wife Fran (Mom) mother-in-law (still working and will be 80 in July) and my husband have been running the Restaurant now for 45 years. They make their own pizza dough and sauce, MIL makes her own spaghetti sauce, meatballs and lasagna. My dear FIL Jack, baked his subrolls and Italian bread every week!

God, I miss him so much!

    Bookmark   April 11, 2006 at 10:05PM
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Oh, I am so sorry to hear that you lost your Father-in-law. I hope the fond memories are in your heart forever. My deepest condolences to you and your family.



    Bookmark   April 11, 2006 at 11:32PM
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Thanks for the HUGS Helene!

He would of loved this one!

    Bookmark   April 12, 2006 at 10:31PM
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