humorous beverage napkins about old age
I am having a 50th birthday party and I am looking for napkins that have either jokes or phrases or something funny about old age. I want to get a variety of sayings/phrases/jokes. So that I have a different saying/joke/phrase on each napkin. I believe Amscan makes these but I can't find them anywhere. I think they will probably come about 20 in a package with about 10 or so different sayings...I need a few packages.
I have tried all the party stores, card stores and specialty food stores in my area and also every keyword on the internet...please help!!