As seen on a church sign:
Opportunity knocks softly but temptation leans on the doorbell.
Chocolate chip cookies have been playing "Ding Dong Ditch'Em" all day out here. And I am not even a sweets eater...
...and I must have Little Debbie Nutty Bars on my doorstep at this moment!!
I think I hear the Cheese Doodles ring-a-ding-dingin'..........