I am looking for dish towels that say "Many People Have Eaten My Cooking and Gone On to Lead Normal Lives." I am not an embroidery person and don't have the means to make these myself.
I'd be happy to help. Please send me an email offline describing your needs other than the quote mentioned in your message.
My offline email is brendanmurphy at murphsfunzone.com
My business entails custom goods including embroidery, screen printing, and much more.
Murphs Fun Zone