What's the worst dish that you made or ate?
I'm a total retard in cooking and can only handle 5 to 6 ingredients and a few spices ... so I am looking for such that I can't possibly screw up. My cooking masterpiece was throwing a corn beef brisket in the crock-pot, and set it for 4 hours. My husband raved about the meal, so I hope for something similar. The other meals I made in a crock-pot were disasters, such as:
1) The deer that my brother shot: I grind that tough meat up as a spaghettti sauce in a crock-pot. It tasted like mushed up rubber bands with a deer flavor.
2) The frozen lamb ribs from Trader Joe's: It stank up really bad in a crock-pot.
My worst quick-dinner when I threw canned tuna, spaghetti sauce, and a can of kidney bean together. It tasted like someone's vomit with lumpy beans. What's the worst dish that you made or ate? Hopefull I'm not the only one that screwed up.