A very silly dog
Who thinks he's a cat! He's been doing this lately - gets on my lap, then crawls onto the desk and lies there with this stupid look on his face.
Lookit me! Aren't I cute? Aren't I smart? How can you ignore me? Isn't it time for walkies? Don't you love me? How 'bout a snack? Play chase? Got any old socks? Walkies?