A grin for the day.

sally2_gwSeptember 30, 2012

Probably an oldie, but it still made me laugh when I saw it.

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO

paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where

skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.

He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes,

attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time of the

practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for

weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results

came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of

150%.

Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to

appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there

is an error in the grade?"

"The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart

perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine

back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."

After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because

you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my

entire career".

Sally

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jessyf

A joke well delivered, Sally (darfc)

    Bookmark   September 30, 2012 at 11:51AM
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dedtired

I am going to get in trouble for this:

Was he working on a Vulvo?

Great joke. Thanks for the laugh.

    Bookmark   September 30, 2012 at 2:18PM
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Gina_W

Cute!

    Bookmark   September 30, 2012 at 2:51PM
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