Unusual Bumper Stickers?

westranchNovember 8, 2005

What's the craziest bumper sticker you've ever seen? I saw one on the back of an old Ford pickup. Shotgun rack and rebel flag in the window. It read, "Hell was full, so I'm back." No one was tailgating this guy.

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earthworm

"Honk twice if you support noise abatement laws".

    Bookmark   November 8, 2005 at 1:24PM
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steve_o

A former pastor of our church always joked about a car he saw that had two bumper stickers: "Jesus is coming" and "Escape to Wisconsin"

    Bookmark   November 8, 2005 at 1:38PM
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westranch

"Spear Brittany" and "Jane Fonda: Boycott the B****!"

    Bookmark   November 8, 2005 at 1:45PM
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westranch

"Official Mafia Staff Car"

    Bookmark   November 8, 2005 at 4:14PM
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bill_h

my other car is a pile of crap too!

    Bookmark   November 8, 2005 at 5:02PM
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earthworm

In Chicago : Vote once, vote often, your death is no excuse for not voting !

    Bookmark   November 8, 2005 at 10:37PM
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jemdandy

- On a small 4 cylinder car, a sticker lifted from a tomato juice ad:

I could have had a V8

- A fellow who owned 2 Corvettes:

My other car is a Vette.

    Bookmark   November 9, 2005 at 1:17AM
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timbulb

On a Ford:

'No it doesn't have a fake Hemi'

    Bookmark   November 9, 2005 at 7:57AM
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westranch

On an old Chrylser Imperial, "Save the Whales."

    Bookmark   November 9, 2005 at 12:43PM
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catlady200

Caution: Driver Singing

    Bookmark   November 9, 2005 at 9:35PM
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paul__kelllam

keep honking "I'm reloading"

    Bookmark   November 10, 2005 at 1:42AM
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lulashoo

Not a bumper sticker but a "support ribbon" in brown. Got close enough to see it was actually a belt and said, "Support Your Pants". Wish I knew where to get one of those.

    Bookmark   November 10, 2005 at 12:57PM
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TACHE

Illiterate? Write to the following address.

    Bookmark   November 11, 2005 at 1:54AM
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bucky

The best one I've seen in a while:

HORN DOESN'T WORK......WATCH FOR FINGER

    Bookmark   November 11, 2005 at 5:05PM
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earthworm

A "Buy American" sticker on a Japanese car;
in small print "made in China".

    Bookmark   November 14, 2005 at 10:06AM
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reekola

Green sticker with white letters: Vaginatarian (young man was driver)

    Bookmark   November 14, 2005 at 2:20PM
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casey_wa

Religion is what keeps poor people from attacking the rich.

    Bookmark   November 16, 2005 at 1:14AM
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westranch

On a vanity plate: "IM1RU." I guess that could mean anyting.

    Bookmark   November 16, 2005 at 12:43PM
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earthworm

Casey : Religion is what keeps poor people from attacking the rich.

E-worm : Good one, Casey, and Reekola - I had to look it up !!

    Bookmark   November 16, 2005 at 2:09PM
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perk2

The one I saw was "Virginity isn't incurable"

    Bookmark   November 17, 2005 at 9:12PM
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over_n_under

In big bold letters - Jesus Loves You
In very small letters underneath - Everyone else thinks you're an a$$hole

That one took me by surprise

    Bookmark   November 18, 2005 at 8:20AM
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westranch

"You Have To Be Really Secure With Yourself To Be Seen In A Car Like This."

    Bookmark   November 19, 2005 at 10:57AM
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sdello

Vanity plate on an old "woody" station wagon - "Sportin"

    Bookmark   November 19, 2005 at 1:14PM
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westernmainer

"If you can read this, thank a teacher
Because it is in English, thank a soldier"

    Bookmark   November 19, 2005 at 3:32PM
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christopherh

Here in VT we have some original ones.

On an anti-sprawl owner's car:
"DON'T JERSEY VERMONT!"

On a logging truck:
"Don't like logging? You'll LOVE plastic toilet paper!"

    Bookmark   November 20, 2005 at 7:07AM
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johndeere

On a Dodge Ram 4 wheel drive pickup with a hemi.
Sucks gas and Hauls A$$

    Bookmark   November 21, 2005 at 9:23PM
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buffylou

I loved this one: "Born Right, the First Time". Think about it. (Sorry if this offends anyone)

    Bookmark   August 29, 2006 at 1:22AM
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DNT1

probably a bit to nasty for here but I saw a piece of junk car that had a Kerry defeat Bush bumper sticker where someone had placed a FU%* Yall I'm from Texas sticker over top of it leaving only eat Bush exposed so it read a bit funny, these people do some crazy stuff man. Saw that in San Antonio TX

    Bookmark   September 1, 2006 at 6:34PM
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lellie

About 20 or so years ago, a ton of peeps were sportin' this bumper sticker on the front of their cars:
RUN JESSE RUN

    Bookmark   September 2, 2006 at 12:11AM
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dobesrule

hmmm don't know if they will let this one by and hope it doesn't offend anyone but the funniest one I've ever seen said Want to get laid... Crawl up a chickens a$$ and wait

Lisa

    Bookmark   September 4, 2006 at 5:29PM
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christopherh

About 20 or so years ago, a ton of peeps were sportin' this bumper sticker on the front of their cars:
RUN JESSE RUN
*****
Mine says "Run Hillary run!" And it too is on my front bumper.

    Bookmark   September 8, 2006 at 7:49AM
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christopherh

Down in Jersey the other weekend and saw this one:
"Yeah, I'm an a**! What's it to you?"

    Bookmark   September 20, 2006 at 8:20AM
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wynative

christopherh ~ "Run Hillary run!" hehehehe
where do I get one?

I had one aboout 10 years ago when my son was still in school that said:

My son is the one that kicked your Honor Roll Students A$$. He's in RODEO!

    Bookmark   September 28, 2006 at 1:41PM
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lynndianne

If it wasn't for families
alcohol wouldn't be necessary

    Bookmark   September 29, 2006 at 6:08PM
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majorxlr8n

Discourage inbreeding, ban country music (has smiley faces with 3 eyes, crooked mouths, teeth & chins, bad hair, etc)...
My Dachshund is smarter than your honor student...

    Bookmark   October 2, 2006 at 1:26AM
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reekola

WIFE AND DOG
MISSINGÂREWARD FOR DOG

I TRIED SEEING YOUR POINT OF VIEW
BUT I COULDN'T GET MY HEAD
THAT FAR UP MY A**

WHY DO WOMEN FAKE ORGASMS?
BECAUSE MEN FAKE FOREPLAY

I'M THROUGH WITH LOVE
THANK GOD THERE'S STILL SEX

WORK HARD Â
MILLIONS ON WELFARE DEPEND ON YOU!

SUCK MY DRUNK, I'M DICK

LOVE THY NEIGHBOR
BUT DON'T GET CAUGHT

GAS, GRASS, OR ASSÂ
NO ONE RIDES FOR FREE

I AM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC
I'M A DRUNK
ALCOHOLICS GO TO MEETINGS

HOW'S MY DRIVING?
DIAL 1-800-EAT-SH*T

    Bookmark   October 4, 2006 at 2:32PM
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jxbrown

Last year about a week or so after Katrina, I saw a pickup outside of Houston with a banner across it's tailgate that said "Our Village is Missing It's Idiot". Since I've seen multiple "A Village in Texas is Missing It's Idiot" stickers, I assumed that this truck was from Crawford. I thought that was pretty feisty for Texas.

    Bookmark   October 19, 2006 at 8:48PM
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zoolia

There's now a company that pays people for placing bumper sticker advertisements on their cars... What will they advertise on next... toilet paper?

The link is:

Here is a link that might be useful: http://www.TailAds.com

    Bookmark   October 25, 2006 at 5:45PM
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ojaijohn

Seen on the truck of a young guy was "Dip me in tuna and throw me to the lesbians"

    Bookmark   November 9, 2006 at 1:23PM
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jemdandy

MY HONOR STUDENT CAN BEAT YOUR HONOR STUDENT.

Caution: Baby on Board, Driver Distracted.

Caution: Can't talk on phone, look in mirror, watch speedometer, tune the radio, and drive at the same time - Ignoring mirror and speedometer.

If you are close enough to read this, you are too close!

    Bookmark   November 10, 2006 at 12:48AM
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semper_fi

Here's one I saw last weekend that I really loved:

    Bookmark   November 11, 2006 at 10:58AM
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vacuumfreak

I refuse to apoligize for posting a bumper sticker that I read last week. I may or may not agree with it, but I'm just posting what I saw. If you are religious and get offended, skip this post.

"Don't pray in our schools, and we wont THINK in your church"

This one I thought about buying for my own car, but figured I might be the victim of vandals if I dawned it.
"Save the sanctity of traditional marriage. PROTECT DIVORCE"

A small white M on a black background that said "Moron" underneath!

A white oval with a blue W and then in smaller letters "hacko", so it read Whacko '04

Very cute one on the way home from work the other day... On the back of a newer yellow VW Beatle that was being towed by a motorhome
"Please be patient, I am PUSHING a motorhome!"
He meant it too, boy was it slow!

    Bookmark   November 19, 2006 at 1:51AM
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ojaijohn

Young woman seen driving around with "If you're going to ride my ass at least pull my hair"

(Apologies to the moderators, but it made me laugh.)

    Bookmark   November 23, 2006 at 10:28AM
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klimkm

For anti-cigarette people:

The world is not your ashtray.

directed at those who flick out the window...

    Bookmark   January 24, 2007 at 3:14PM
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wizard100

made this one myself...

W.W.J.D.? W.A.L.K.!

    Bookmark   January 19, 2009 at 3:54AM
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joe_mn

i may be slow but i'm ahead of you

    Bookmark   January 20, 2009 at 2:45PM
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bonebloodyidle

On the back of a 1994 Galway registered VW Golf: "Wife and dog missing; reward for return of dog"

    Bookmark   March 4, 2009 at 7:40PM
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miragesmack

BE ALERT!!!
We need more 'lerts'

    Bookmark   March 4, 2009 at 11:30PM
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bonebloodyidle

On the rear bumper of a 1977 Austin Maxi which was at the scrapyard as a result of heavy rear end impact:- "Please keep your distance"

    Bookmark   March 5, 2009 at 7:04PM
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Oklahoma_Tim

One of my favorites that isn't listed above:
"If you can read this, I can hit my breaks and sue you."

One I read above which I think bears repeating:
"If you can read this, thank a teacher
Because it is in English, thank a soldier"

Fun fact: One of the least expensive items ever sold at a Christie's auction was a bundle of "I Grock Spock" bumper stickers that went for, like, $4.

    Bookmark   March 11, 2009 at 8:19PM
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Oklahoma_Tim

One I just made up:

"I once ran over a
Proud Parent of an
Honor Student"

    Bookmark   March 11, 2009 at 8:23PM
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jdbillp

A while back there were a bunch of "I (heart) my Dog" bumper stickers.

There were many, many variations of these stickers, often substituting a breed of dog for the word Dog.

A magazine, I believe it was National Lampoon, gave away a page of stickers that were pictures of a screw.

As a prank, you were supposed to place the screw over the heart.

    Bookmark   March 29, 2009 at 9:00AM
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momrox4

On the bumper of a convertible driven by a young gal:

"When it's sunny, my top comes off."

    Bookmark   April 26, 2009 at 9:12PM
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hardin

Here's a few:

Is there life after death? Touch my truck and find out.

Anger Management Graduate: What the hell are you lookin at?

Can you hear my middle finger over your blaring speakers?

Quit honking. I'm on the phone, damn it.

    Bookmark   April 28, 2009 at 8:05PM
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