Have you Gotten Ridulous Traffic Tickets?
This'll bring tears to your eyes....
46 years ago 4 of us were to drunk to drive so we were just sat in the car waiting to sober up. Cop guv us a ticket for drunken parking.
Same year the State Troupers pulled 2 of us out of the dance as drunk (Coffee County TN, dry county, you could get beer but not hard stuff [legally]), threw em in jail overnight as potential drunk drivers. Next day in court the first guy claimed to have only had 3 beers. The Judge conferred with the troupers and determined that 3 beers was drunk. The guy was then fined $30 for being drunk. We argued and testified to the judge that the other guy had only had 2 beers. He got fined $20 for being 2/3 drunk.