Why can't I get a good haircut???
All I want is a simple A-line cut, longer at the front, shorter in the back. Think I can get this? No!
Have tried expensive salons, cheaper places, everywhere. Took in a photo from a magazine. Finally got the right cut, but it was three inches too short! Ok, so I let it grow out, thinking at least now we have the right line, she can just trim it up. Nope, she cut it in layers. So now I have the nice A-line...up at my ears ...with a bunch of layers underneath.
Honestly, it's come to this: when I see a stranger in public who has a good haircut, I just walk up to her and ask where she got it. I feel like Willy Loman in Death of a Salesman, "What's the secret? What's the secret?"
And the answer is usually, that the stranger was in Buffalo, New York, on vacation and got the cut at a little salon whose name she doesn't remember or her niece in beauty school in North Dakota cut it or something like that.
Am I the only woman Earth who can't get a good haircut??