Neighbor lurks outside my window
The windows in my apartment look onto a porch. One of the neighbors has decided it's his porch and has set up camp there. The windows are large (it's a big old house) so when he and his creepy friends sit on the porch they are inches from my living room and the door into my bathroom. It's a small apartment so he might as well be sitting in my living room.
He smokes....it fills up my apartment....he talks to others and when no one is there he'll just sit and blabber to himself or on his cell. He bumps the chairs against the wall as does anyone else sitting there.
It's not about the porch...it's about him being so close to my windows.
I bought a super soaker and have been soaking him with it. I just started that now. Wow, never had one before....it goes right through the screen. He has a call into the landlord...ha,...he also called the police....almost an hour ago.
So if anyone has any other ideas on how I can get this bozo away from my windows I'd love to hear them.
I'll give an update after the landlord, ha...and the police...another haha come.
I'm contemplating filling the soaker with vinegar but I'll wait to see if it's deemed a weapon (gasp) and can no longer be used.